Films: Toy Story 5 & The Day Innocence Died
Last Monday, second film in a row, finally got around to Toy Story 5. Aw, I do enjoy them.. and this one has the traditional toys competing with AI. V topical. Nearest showing to me is in Everyman Borough Yards. So, out I went on foot, braving the heat.. by the time I got there, I felt cooked: medium-well, I think. Got there ever so slightly late, which means the trailers were just starting - I grabbed a glass of wine with my ticket.
Before the film, we had a introductory speech - the guy remarked at the unusual lack of under-8s for this film! and speculated whether it was nostalgia, or we were just all escaping the heat. Tsk, has the man never watched one of these..? Well, we start in the household of Bonnie, who has most of the toys, headed by Cowgirl Jessie (voiced by Joan Cusack), for whom the astronaut Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) holds a torch. He keeps trying to propose, bless him, and bottling it. Anyway, trouble arrives in the form of a new, internet-connected tablet, which Bonnie's parents feel will help her to make new friends. Yeah, but now she's neglecting all her other toys - so Jessie makes contact with Woody (Tom Hanks), hoping to make a stand for traditional play.
Ah yeh.. and the comic genius of the film happens early, with a spilled shipment from a lorry.. oh wow, it's lots and lots of - Buzz Lightyears! and these all have internet interconnectedness, and a unified dream to contact star command. This scenario is just bursting with comic potential - and thank you guys, you really made the most of it! From the sheer absurdity of Buzz x 50, to Woody's newly discovered bald spot (as someone says, pass the brown marker), to Conan O' Brien voicing an electronic potty trainer.. this is frigging hilarious. And poignant, also taking the opportunity to warn about cyber-bullying. Never fear, these toys won't let AI make them obsolete..
Adored it, wasn't bored for a second. Highly recommended, for all ages!
Now, like a responsible citizen, I had my phone off (well, on flight mode) throughout, turning it on again as I left. And as usual when this happens, I was greeted with a slew of messages. This batch, however, floored me - and I had something like a panic attack in the middle of the street. I was headed for the nearby Nando's, but was so flustered I could hardly make it there. See, I was wondering why the main organiser (let's call him Jonny L, for LoMAZ) of London Museums A-Z (LoMAZ) had been so silent - and his message was the bombshell. In essence, he has a lot of personal stuff going on, he's taking a break from organising, and he's blocked all but admin access to their main WhatsApp group! All existing events are going ahead, but no further ones are to be scheduled for the foreseeable future! Mercifully, given that I was catching up with the messages, there was already another message from another of the organisers, assuring us that the group is, in essence, not dead, merely sleeping, and will return after the summer..
Well, I got myself to Nando's, where the guy on the door recognised me, welcomed me, and offered me a table on the top level, which was empty at that point. So I accepted. And I have to say - service was quicker and friendlier, and the food was better, than Nando's Holborn the day before.. Meantime, I messaged the LoMAZ Dracula organisers group to see whether the moratorium on new events extends to that - and mercifully, it doesn't - we're allowed to go ahead with new stuff. So there's some in the works. And I'm happy to say that Jonny L is still slated to go to events with the group next month.. Why he had to put the group on hiatus, just because he's taking a (by the sounds of it, well-deserved) break is beyond me.. he and the group are not surgically attached, and there are plenty of people who can organise events.. Anyway, I felt quite "tired and emotional" after all that, so I stayed there for a while, drinking (well, it's good, and it is the cheapest around):
And so home, and it was rather cooler. And I was greeted by our friendly neighbourhood fox:




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