Scream Park: Shocktober

The weekend is all about The Hideout , for the month that's in it! Yesterday, the first of four days of horror for me, we were on a field trip.. to Shocktober ! Running at Tully's Farm , it promised shows, scares, fairground rides.. a maze with zombies that chase you with chainsaws.. also food and drink. Sold out for yesterday, I heard, which saw content creators flood the place, apparently. We were taking a train from Victoria together - and as usual, I found Uber cheapest. We were to meet at the Wetherspoons at the station - and I was nearly blown over (literally) on the way, the wind was so strong. Traffic slowed to a crawl around Parliament Square , so I was about five minutes arriving - got there just after the organiser posted a message with the table numbers he'd secured, and said they were on the balcony, beside the "no children under 12 on the balcony" sign. Well, I was to discover that there were several "no children under 12 on the b...