Concert: The Definitive Rat Pack
Last night, I saw The Definitive Rat Pack tribute act, at Boisdale of Canary Wharf. The second of two nights with TAC. Now, this is a restaurant, so I didn't have to organise food elsewhere, which is always handy. With the show starting at 8.30, they recommended arriving between 6.30 and 7, which was pretty fine by me - I took the Jubilee Line (still massively crowded at this hour) just two stops to Canary Wharf, came out the wrong side, promptly got lost, and after some wandering around in the freezing cold (why is it always so much colder in Canary Wharf?), rocked up at Cabot Place just after 7.
Boisdale has a couple of signs at ground level, but not an obvious entrance - it's on the second floor, you see, so you have to take the lift; there are apparently stairs, but I didn't notice them. Off the lift, it's pretty obvious - just head in the direction of the plush furnishings. The free cloakroom was handy, and the cloakroom attendant showed me to my table - a little back from the VIP tables right by the stage, but honestly, once the show started, the music was so loud I was glad I wasn't closer! I was, in fact, in the middle of the room:
Nice view from the window - and yes, I checked, and apparently you do have to pay more for a window seat. Screens around the room (you can see one in the shot in the direction of the window) show what's happening on stage, if you can't see from where you're sitting.
I was on my own, and as such had been told I might be sharing - nope, not a chance. In fact, the act, when it came on, made a snide remark about all the "invisible people" in the room. They made another one about the lack of enthusiasm of the crowd. They weren't wrong, but I didn't think that was the way to start a show.
Curiously, over the course of the evening, I spotted signs of a very different kind of music, to the side:
The restaurant actually advertises itself as Scottish:
I was very near the bar, but that didn't mean I got my drinks any faster:
They go through a great ceremony, BTW, of handing you a massive wine list (doesn't come with the menu you're handed as you arrive). Don't bother with it - the small booklet has exactly the same information, and is easier to read!
I located not one, but two New Zealand Sauvignon Blancs - and nearly choked when I saw the price of the cheaper one! And so it was that I ended up with a carafe of one of the two cheapest wines on the menu - a Sauvignon Blanc from South Africa, which was fine. I didn't fancy a starter, but chose the chicken I'd identified online, with a side of "thrice"-cooked chips, which are extra.
Hmm. The chicken was beautifully cooked, but - tasteless. It did come with some sort of green pesto, not specified on the menu, which looked unappetising, and which I didn't use. The chips are massive - took me longer to eat one of them than to eat a bite of chicken! Wedges would be a more appropriate term. They were fine. Now, service was extremely attentive.. until I had my main, after which, despite my central location, I was completely forgotten about. Certainly by the girl who was supposed to be waiting on me, who delivered me the dessert menu when I asked for it as she was clearing away the dishes from my main course. 25 minutes I was waiting, and finally managed to catch someone else's eye and ask for the chocolate cake. Which was.. tasteless. I was beginning wonder whether something had happened to my taste buds..
I was eating that as the show started. We get "Dean Martin" (Mark Adams) first, then "Sinatra" (Stephen Triffit), with "Sammy Davis Jr." (Darren Charles) appearing later. Terrific singers, terrific act.
We got several old classics, not one of which I didn't recognise, and which had me swaying, humming, singing along.. a little sign on each table asks you to stay at your table if you want to dance, and please not obstruct others' view.
And the drinks list is extensive - after I finished my wine, I decided to have a margarita.. you can have several variations, but I took the regular. And oh my, it tasted good - it's been a while.
A lovely evening, overall. I let out a little squeak when I saw the bill of over £100 though (including service). Just as well I didn't have a starter.. just as well I didn't go crazy with drink.. On balance, it's a lovely place to come - but with those prices, especially as they don't match the quality of the food - I'd have to advise against eating here. Anyway, at least I managed to get the bus home - the show finishes about 10, reasonably.
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