Comedy: Irish Night

Last night , with CT at the Backyard Comedy Club , for the first time in an age ! They had an Irish night .. Now, I know the place opens at 6, so timed it so I wouldn't get there before that. Indeed, I made it at a couple of minutes past - to find one of the staff trying to get in, the door still being locked! Well, after she got in, I changed out of my sunglasses and into my regular glasses to give her a moment, then followed her, and ordered a drink. I remembered they don't do Sauvignon Blanc by the glass - couldn't remember what they actually have, so just asked for "white wine". Of course, I was the first there - picked a table and checked the menu. Sure enough, they only have one white wine by the glass - and it's Pinot Grigio.. I'd also ordered food, and they'd given me a buzzer - but then the one in the kitchen had a word with the one behind the bar, who came over to tell me the kitchen wasn't open yet, as it wasn't busy. I said I had...